I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM

A man walks into an ice cream shop and asks, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."
The girl behind the counter replied, "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of chocolate."
"In that case," the man continued, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream."
"We're out of chocolate," the girl repeated.
"Then just give me one scoop," he insists.
Frustrated, the girl says, "Sir, will you spell 'van,' as in 'vanilla?'"
"V-A- N."
"Now spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry.'"
"S-T-R-A-W."
"Now," the girl asked, "spell 'stink,' as in chocolate."
The man hesitates. "There's no stink in chocolate."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" she screams.

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